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Alex
01 June 2009 @ 12:15 pm


I wish ABC KIDS put updated shows of Sesame Street, the only ones they put on are the 90s re-runs, disgusting
Paul Rudd looks fucking cool here
 
 
Current Location: WHERE I EAT DINNER
 
 
Alex
04 May 2009 @ 02:40 pm

I hate Roc shoes.

So the mother bought me a pair of spankin' new school shoes, (don't you just love the feel of new school shoes for a new year?) and they starting getting all worn-down and stupid within the first 2 months of school, I noticed this but they weren't THAT BAD so I was like "no worries I'll leave them" until one day, me and sophie were waiting for the bell to ring to get some hot buttered rolls, and when the bell rang after 2 steps of sprinting with all my might the sole and shoe where the toes are came apart - this caused me to limp all the way and me and sophie ended up at the end of the canteen line, for the sake of my dignity I had to drag my right foot across the floor in the corriders looking like my leg was fucking disabled. I checked my shoe again and the entire sole and shoe were gonna come apart so I'll have a heel-less shoe. Luckily, I had d-tech next and we were in the wood work rooms, so I fired up the hot-glue gun and squelched as much glue as I could. I thought that would've solved it - but no, the shoe had to be a stubborn bitch and I failed.

I tried other stuff as well, recently, I tried chewing gum (putting them in vital areas where the shoe may break again), wood superglue and blu-tack which all have temporary lasting effects but were shit anyway. My shoe looks pretty disgusting now, the mother noticed my broken shoe to which she said "Alex! Your shoe is broken!!" and to which I reply nonchalantly "I know." 

I ulitmate plan was to go to little asian town with sophie for our sgp and also buy myself some shoes, shockingly, we didnt find any shoes that suited my budget of $20-$30, there was a pair of shoes for 30 bucks which looked promising, but when I tried them on and walked around they felt shifty. We went to every nook, cranny and shit part of cabramatta only to fail miserably.

So I vowed to myself I would find some shoes the following day, to leave in the noon to leb town go to Payless Shoes and purchase some non-shifty will-last-longer-than-my-roc-shoes - BUT I DIDN'T. I was getting ready to catch the bus and leave when, well, let's call this person da be da was philandering in the kitchen which couldn't allow me to just walk out the door in stealth.

So now, I'm stuck with shit-ass hobo shoes for next week - devastating
 

 
 
 
 

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